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I'm 19 and living in the middle of bum fuck Egypt, or tooele utah I could really care less about this place and my names Adam


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murder-myself:

the most emotional post on tumblr

1 week ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 808,704 notes

merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

christeeezay:

Where is my talent

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

2 weeks ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 195,628 notes

audreyii-fic:

oxford-haze:

eowyn-daughterofkings:

aatrunko:

lizziekeiper:

frankenwhale:

oddlyclad:

xcgirl08:

#cinematic masterpiece

#I secretly rate every action packed film 0-the mummy

Every once in a great while, I will tell somebody “You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance.”

…And then I’ll be sad, because they have no idea what I’m talking about. 

I only gamble with my life, never my money.

The Mummy fandom on Tumblr is hella strong

What up mummy fandom I didn’t know existed! Loved this movie. Need to watch it again.

I quote “You’re on the wrong side of the river” constantly.

I’m going to grad school soon to be a librarian and I can’t wait to get drunk and quote all of Evy’s lines.

I’m an archaeology student and I recently re-watched this and the instant they made it clear that it was set in the 1920s I was completely cool with everything about it because archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up.

archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up

2 weeks ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 126,227 notes
supernatural-who-lock:

water jet cutting an apple in half

supernatural-who-lock:

water jet cutting an apple in half

2 weeks ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 97,185 notes

perks-of-being-sian:

this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding

2 weeks ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 135,254 notes
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yeezus-fish:

please never let this video die

2 weeks ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 247,723 notes

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

notmelissa:

Can we just discuss the fact that this man

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is also this man

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is also THIS man

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is also this man?

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is also this bunny

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4 weeks ago on June 25th, 2014 | J | 54,728 notes

cannon-fannon:

JESUS FUCK.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE OUT.
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE START TO A PORNO.
THE SEXUAL TENSION.
OH MY GOD.

4 weeks ago on June 25th, 2014 | J | 175,869 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Simple Intellectual Jokes [mashable/22words]

Previously: Animated Animal Facts

4 weeks ago on June 25th, 2014 | J | 25,561 notes
ithelpsmemakebread:

I was going to reblog this but I noticed you reblogged it from me. I am so funny.

ithelpsmemakebread:

I was going to reblog this but I noticed you reblogged it from me. I am so funny.

1 month ago on June 24th, 2014 | J | 269,386 notes
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ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month

ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month

1 month ago on June 24th, 2014 | J | 71,162 notes

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

1 month ago on June 13th, 2014 | J | 366,761 notes

itsjustaginger:

johnnotegbert:

icingpacket:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

you have your contenders:

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you have your hispanohablantes:

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you have your homestucks:

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and you have this guy:

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They’re otter pops wtf I didn’t know people had different names for these they are literally called otter pops

1 month ago on June 13th, 2014 | J | 534,821 notes